Lane "Mom, do you know what my dog likes to do? He smiffs, you know just like us Lane Smiff."
Justin "Mom, today at school Mrs. Mueller said the groundhog saw his shadow. In six more weeks it will be Christmas and I want a bike."
Carley (at the dinner table) "Mom, why do they call this angel hair pasta?"
Lane (gagging and scraping his tongue) "You mean this is really hair!"